You're gonna miss me when I'm gone.

Everytime they call my name there’s like a moment of…

I’m normally not a mean person but seriously.

You need to change your major. The one you have will not get you anywhere. You really suck at it. Did you watch what happened last year? It was bad then and it will be bad again. 

falling-in-love-with-fandoms:

tardismyoldgirl:

i wonder if the reason that “sunshine, daisies, buttermellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow” didn’t work is because Scabbers was actually human…

this made me look away from the computer and reconsider my entire existence

Meet the real life mermaid who swims with jellyfish and can hold her breath under water for up to five minutes

Linden Wolbert travels the world as a full time professional mermaid and uses her custom-made 6ft tail to propel her through the water.

The 32-year-old freediver and model can swim to depths of 115ft and uses her skills to promote ocean conservation and education.

4himglory:

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well-thats-ood:


Ariel and Herc are technically cousins.
  #socially awkward gingers
Yeah, that and: Ariel is the daughter of Triton, son of Poseidon, brother of Zeus, who is the father of Hercules. So yeah technically, they are literal cousins. Cool, isn’t it?

HOLY

well-thats-ood:

Ariel and Herc are technically cousins.

HOLY